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1、英语笑话带翻译 短一些
1.Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"?
"Uncle Richie and I don"t play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."?
Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"?
丈夫打完高尔夫球回来,我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去.“爸爸,谁赢了高尔夫球比赛,是你还是理查叔叔?”?
“我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢,”丈夫推诿说.“我们打球只是为了高兴而已.”
莎拉毫不气馁,又问：“那么,爸爸,谁玩的更高兴呢?”?
2.A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach"s hurting because it"s empty. It"ll be all right when you"ve got something in it."?
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.?
"That"s because it"s empty," said his bright son. "You"d be all right if you had something in it."?
一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛.“来,坐下,吃点点心,”妈妈说,“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的.吃点东西就会好的.”?
一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛.?
“你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,”他那聪慧的儿子说,“里面装点东西,就会好的.”?
3.A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.?
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.?
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren"t you pleased that you"ve come to live with us now?"?
一位年轻的母亲认为,世界上还有许多受饥饿的人,浪费食物真不应该.有天晚上,在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前,她给女儿喂夜宵.她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油,但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃.她还要一些果酱涂在面包上.?
母亲看了女儿几秒钟,随即说道,“露茜,当我象你一样小的时候,总是吃面包加黄油,或者面包加果酱,从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱.”?
露茜看了母亲一会儿,眼中露出怜悯的神情,然后她柔声说：“您现在能跟我们生活在一起难道不感到高兴吗?”
Teacher:Wht can fishes only live in the water??
Jack:Because there are lots of cats on the ground.cats on the ground.?
老师:“为什么鱼只能生活在水中?”?
杰克：“因为陆地上有许多猫.”
Policeman:I hope this is your last time.You know,I don"twant to see you here again.?
Thief:Why?Are you going to change you job??
警察:我希望这是最后一次逮住你.你知道我不愿意再看到你了.?
小偷:怎么?您要换工作了吗
Good Boy?
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"?
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.?
"You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"?
"She is the one who sells the candy."?
好孩子?
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.?
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”?
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”?
“她是个卖糖果的.”?
1 那就更糟了 Much Worse
Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn"t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch??
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they"d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
中文：
警察：有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?
男子：要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙.那就更糟了.
2林肯过生日 Great Event
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809??
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.?
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812??
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.?
老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件??
小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生.?
老师：正确.那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢??
小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日.
3 Talking clock?
会说话的钟?
While proudly showing off his new apart
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